It was like a Michael Bay sized explosion located in my pussy.
I realize now. I should have just made out with everyone and anyone when I had the chance.
I just paid a homeless man $20 for the dragon ball Z shirt he was wearing. I need to stop drinking
you were cooking a hot pocket with a grill lighter what did you want me to do
I would have thought, as two of my best friends, you girls could have cought me as I fell out of the shower. There are so many bruises.
No, its ok. Im playing strip pretty pretty princess im currently dueling for the crown
I'm in the room..It's full of lost souls and sadness. I can taste the salt of their tears. This final might take a few freshman today..
I miss living with her. She was the only person who was a bigger train wreck than I am.
Can't keep a straight face around her after she asked me to "make fuck to her."
I'm not sorry for loving America more than everyone else
Well... This is my last night at the resort. So far, the only thing that has been in my vagina is sand.
I finished OITNB and broke it off with my fuck buddy in the same day. It's going to be a rough week
Just a little drinking. So much fun and love. The world is a shiny wonderful sphere in the sky so why shouldn't we celebrate?
at the time fanning him with a dish tray seemed like a good idea but when we found it buried in the dirt the next morning i questioned our judgement. needless to say he still threw up even with the extra breeze.
She walked up to me and whispered "I hope you're good at sex" and led me to the beach.
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