UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
I don't know what part of vegas I'm in but its definately the wrong part
3rd rule of buttsex she must be clean and shower recently
and skipped dinner
he walkred up to the manager at dennys and said 'look, my friends passed out in your bathroom, can i go get her?'
In chronological order you drank, sang, smoked, napped, threw up, cried, laughed, described your pubic area, passed out. You have abused the privilege to use me as your D.D.
Idk he's just laying there passed out with a French fry up his nose and without any pants on. Boner and everything.
I have no idea how I got home or why I am naked but I assume I owe you a thank you...
I'll be on pinterest all night planning crafty things to do with my cats in 10 years.
Dude where are you? I've been here an hour and all I've done is get head from a random in the stairwell.
All I know is that I woke up with my pajamas on inside out in front of a bowl of watered down kd. Sitting up. I didn't even make it to bed.
How long can I keep it classy to hook up in my old office building? Two more years? Does it get weird after 30?
Thanks for the Beyonce article. In other news, I just passed a man with the state of Florida tattooed on his face.
He went to cum on my stomach and somehow it got behind my ear. He's like a fucking jizz Houdini.
I think I must have activated my bat signal.... All three of my FWBs contacted me today!
God I need to hump something, right now.
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