I've come to the conclusion that the only reason I fucked him was because he reminded me of Seth Rogen.
Ive either hit rock bottom or become my own hero.
he was CRYING into my vagina
"reccomended dose" hasn't been in my vocabulary for quite some time.
bailing my boss out of jail is a great way to spend memorial day
I shouldn't have had sex with her. I feel that I may have opened a pandora's vagina
she was handing out condoms w/ her number on them...
considering I showed up there after a xanax, 2 bottles of champagne and some coke, no shirt and someone else s husband... I'm sure you can figure that one out.
i woke up completely naked except for a bottle of beer saran wrapped in between my boobs
Man I'll cab it I'll be sloshed by then. There's turtles involved
I'm just going to eat until there's an actual reason why he wouldn't want to fuck me.
If this first date goes well and I like him, I won't sleep with him. But if it doesn't go well, I'll sleep with him.
Quick question. How did my clothes end up in your room on your bed and I end up outside your room naked on your couch?
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
i woke up with a shamrock tattoo on my wrist and a fat bruise on my hipbone. please tell me its not real.
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