the sex was "jacking off to playboy" bad.
Just found my DARE notebook from 6th grade. Extacy was starred and highlighted.
At least I've made one childhood dream come true
and i fell asleep on top of a grilled cheese sandwich. not the best decision. but not the worst.
Just climbed to the top of a frozen waterfall! Do you want to do drugs tm night? The two are unrelated.
just had to explain to the health center why i wanted 50 condoms a month.
The reign of the rally queen is over. Welcome to the age of the walking dead.
Do you always skip to "Baby Got Back" when fat girls show up at the bar?
Homophobes nationwide are huddled in their bunkers tonight and I can't stop giggling. Could be the wine.
2014 decided to stick it to me one last time. Right up the ass.
He does have a nice smile. I also like to think he has a nice penis, but that's just a prediction.
He didn't even get to the first chorus of Hotel California before he started convulsing on top of me.
She yelled out "MCDREAMY" mid orgasm
I have just received a gold-medal-deserving sext. He wrote me a fucking novel. Not only am I incredibly turned on but I am beyond impressed. He is the sext god. I must bow to him.
So I realize somewhere between mildly irritated and outright belligerently pissed is where you are, but as to location, where are you?
They want a bedroom just for their cats. And you thought we were gay.
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