just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
so was this before or after i puked down the ice luge?
there are so many fish in the see you have left to fuck
I'm watching a Sinbad stand up special. Not even drugs can make this funny.
yup, got lost on my way to the final. maybe i should have gone to this class all semester
I just spent 30 minutes cleaning out my coleman grill. Did you really have to have grilled yogurt?
I'm drunk, we're losing, and I'm in the visitors stands. This is about to get ugly.
So I pull up to an apartment complex and immediately felt like I was here to get stoned.
And thanks to you I'm pretty sure I'm banned from every qdoba in south carolina. And cab company
And my cousin was so drunk he called an uber and instead he got into a cop car and they took him to the hospital
my nose is crying tears of wow.
Look, I've got a really big car. We just need to put ourselves in it and put some body parts in other body parts.
the day i stop sending you hentai screenshots is the day i actually act like an adult, and TRUST ME. THAT AINT HAPPENING ANYTIME SOON.
The fact that u had sex with a Disney prince blows my mind, you're my hero.
You just kept telling everyone to call you MFT.. Mother Fucking Tornado.
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