Too bad my picture didn't come thru. It was one of me naked riding a unicorn with a wizard hat and a magic staff. And the unicorn had wings. And me too.
I just had someone call me out on a walk of shame via megaphone
i might even pee on it at walmart i am so nervous
sometimes i wish i could find another girl that loves my dick as much as she does
i feel like she has dreams of it being like a person saying hey lets go play
there's a picture of him beating off in the library with a cowboy hat. please steer clear of this one if you ever want to be respected.
I would just watch. I wouldn't even have a boner cuz I would do so much coke. It would just be funny.
He yelled "juice on the loose", yes i am sure i need plan b
Hey we need to step our game up. Dad has us beat; he stole a vending machine once.
True. I'd rather snort cocaine off a homeless guy then work on the weekend...Actually that may not be that bad.
Even completely stoned shes amazing on the piano. There are like 7 people sitting on the ground listening to her like she's the messiah.
We had sex twice and at Wendy's how dare you diminish that.
turns out it took a Belgian couchsurfer dressed as Heisenberg to rock my world.
the amount of times i have been intoxicated, barefoot, and in a robe at 3 am at the quick check by your house is impressive, especially since i live an hour away
We were walking to the bar with a group of people and literally made 4 stops in people's lawns garages or random walls for him to eat me out
She said I'm like warm bathroom-sink water. There's nothing necessarily wrong with me, but she doesn't exactly want to "drink me in"
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