she farted while i was going down on her. not doing that again
The hardest part of getting a new computer is deliberating whether to start the cycle of porn and viruses all over again.
we should become lesbians. not together. just in general.
I honestly get shocked all over again every time I pull his pants down. It's one of those feelings you never get tired of.
The dog threw up again, this time IN the toilet. I've taught him well.
But then he started to talk about his wedding he wants and I quote " and yes parts will be choreographed"
I'd like to bring you 40 virgins and treasure chests of gold to make you feel better
I bought him bourbon as a thank you for his apology. What is wrong with me?
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
Time is so short and I miss you. (I just watched that commercial where the people all laugh and get older and die.)
There are panties and mini bottles of Fireball in my purse. Except for the broken toe incident, I'd say last night was probably a success.
You had a hat of bras. Probably a good dozen, which is totally impressive for a Thirsty Thursday
Dude we gotta go back to your cabin. left glenn. he's calling me crying and still drunk
You told him about your cats? I told his friend to put his dick in my mouth, and you talked about cats!?
He was tied up with the electrical tape and force fed wine from a box. It was never going to end well.
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