Seriously, stop being so datable w your movie/song prefs
its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
you just stood there spinning and got mad if anyone tried to stop you
I mean besides the fact someone got stabbed, I still had a pretty good night.
don't say the first was when I crawled under into the dressing room
As I'm trying to leave her house she shushes me and puts my hand on her boob, then goes back to sleep. In like 30seconds. What the fuck.
The last thing I remember was wearing a sombrero and trying to do cartwheels in the club
You did one successfully. Then smashed into the wall
Inebriation Olympics: Team Drunk vs Team Stoned. This weekend. It's on.
GUESS WHO STILL HAS BOTH NIPPLES!
He called me baby cakes during sex... Can U not
What procrastination leads to: I have submitted a third of my job applications this week with a BAC that would get me arrested
The ecstacy made me so dehydrated I started licking condensation off car windows
SpongeBob is life. I once broke up with a guy bc he said SpongeBob was stupid.
Apparently I told the mayor I want to be a trophy wife
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