if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
Yeah true. Damn vaginas. They're ruining the world.
I threw up so much beer last night that my puke had a nice head on it.
now there's a facebook group for all the people whose lives i've ruined
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You left for an hour, then walked up to us at the bar, pulled 80 dollars out of your bra and yelled " drinks are on him".
Within the hour, he sent me 8 texts and 4 voice memos. One of the memos was just him whistling for 3 minutes. ...It's official, I attract the crazies.
I'm hungover from arbor mist I'm so white
My vibrator looks like a lipstick tube. So does my mace. I just realized the potential problems of keeping them both in the same bag.
Just put on slippers before underwear so you know where my priorities are
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Isis wins if we don't have the loudest, kinkiest sex in every part of my house tomorrow
And all i could do was bury the part of me that felt guilty for cradle robbing and put on my dick swallowing bib.
I woke up with masking tape on my nipples this morning........... WHY DO BAD THINGS HAPPEN TO GOOD PEOPLE
Hey, remember that time a week ago when we walk-of-shamed literally down the Vegas Strip at 8:45am and I had one broken heel?
I'm eating Arby's in the bathtub because I'm an adult and I do what I want
I totally fucked your pastor last night.
You're his wife.
Still a dirty get down.
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