i hate having sex with him only a few drinks in. i like it better when i cant remember the gory details.
we're doing beer bongs from the windmill...epic
Heating the house with the oven may not be safe but at least it's always preheated
Weird we were more concerned with sharing our germs than tag teaming the blow job?
Tough to say exactly how to play this. I just know people don't like surprises when genitals are involved.
Two options. One, you listen while I freak out. Two, we have mediocre to awesome car sex and don't talk. Either way, I'll be there by 7
I'm gonna write a book one day about how to be the less attractive person girls settle for after getting dumped. I will send you a copy
Sometimes I actually rage on Tuesday, come back, and do homework drunk and pull an all nighter.
There's some band that practices next door to my apartment. I'm thinking we may need to check that out. I could be like, "Hey boys, thought you might like some lemonade and vagina."
id like to think im the only pot dealing prostitute that is also an ordained minister. but maybe not. what a time to be alive
My phone just put together a highlight reel of yesterday's dick pic session, set to music and everything
I just quoted part of the Pokemon theme song in a sext... And it worked
I wish I could send you one of those donuts I had. Like teleport it to you. Because it would change your life
would it be okay if I showed up at your house naked? and is your door unlocked?
I don't wanna see it, I don't wanna touch it, I just want it in me.
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