fyi, if youre wondering if offering a female police officer sexual favors will get you out of a ticket, the answer is no.
his dick got so hard in his pants and it broke his zipper
We saw a kid playing in poison ivy. We walked away, he'll learn his lesson.
Hahaha you puked all over his shirt.
You puked in the planter and everyone saw your snatch.
Well someones bitter they didn't get any.
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The good news is the bleeding stopped. I think I'm going to sober up before I tell you the bad news though.
You know, I had the money for a pregnancy test, but at the time, tacos were more important.
Sex tent. say it aloud its amazing. promise you we rnt stoned.
I don't think of it as I'm taking a pole dancing class...its more like I'm making myself recession proof
We call it "Dishes: Hard Mode". Basically whoever is doing dishes gets head but needs to finish the dishes before they cum.
And so far nothing been broken!
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He followed me on twitter after I posted a drunk screen shot of a tweet. It's like he gave me permission to stalk him on a whole different level.
Suspicion confirmed. my mom has her nipples pierced
Way to crack the case Nancy Drew
I touched a dick in church today
the cuervo was good, but I started with jello shots. and when i threw up a whole jello shot came out.
We are never doing shots of gin. Never again.
I'm pretty sure that's exactly what we're doing.
Was it a bad idea to have spent all of my tax return on coke?
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