Why did you take off so early
No more beer. And also. Threesome. Maybe. Ill let you know.
I realized today that I should stop thinking so much with my vagina instead of my brain.
Please tell me this doesn't mean another "surprise road trip" where I spend all my money on gas and the SURPRISE destination is the abortion clinic.
But what if I pay for the gas?
i convinced her i was a yoga teacher by showing her some warm-ups my high school track coach made up
it's fine if we fail the bar, we were never going to satisfy the moral character requirement anyway
This freshman just ran out of her seat in a 200 person lecture, opened the emergency door and vommed everywhere. Then quietly went back to her seat. $2 Pitchers hit someone hard last night.
I dove into a random van at the bar as the door was closing and ended up at some house with people I've never met in my life dancing in a basement
We were suposed to have a 3some in their bathroom but it just turned into us 2 making out while he watched like a little kid on christmas morning
How do I respond to this?! It's not easy to say "you're hot & the sex was good, but outside the bedroom you scare me"
There is a guy in class using a wine bottle as a water bottle. Welcome to the Faculty of Environment.
Thank god he came over. I had to have some good sex to makeup for all the bad sex I've been having.
If you fall asleep, my vagina and I will never forgive you.
And then before we had sex he was quoting space jam to me
the best part is that i get to keep the pot plants and he still has my name tattooed on his ass
How can i make it up 2 u?
DREW I AM SMOKING POT AND FUCKING. WE CANNOT DISCUSS THIS AT THIS PARTICULAR JUNCTURE.
This date is awful. He’s too boring to bang
Is porn accurate? Can I order a pizza and do the delivery boy?
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