Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
Just saw someone buying TWO six packs of O'Doul's. WHY ??
Just spun two beer bottles and Placed them in my pockets perfect... I feel like the clint eastwood of drunks
You know you're on day 1 of your period when the new mcdonalds commercial makes you cry
He took a shot, then proceeded to puke into the bucket he was iceing his broken foot in
how the fuck is Katelyn 5'1" and 85 lbs and she tackled a bouncer to the ground?
Pitchers of shots should be outlawed. I've puked more than i've breathed in the past half hour.
She seriously pointed at the couch and asked me if she could "ride the talking giraffe". I'll never serve everclear again.
I will give you 100$, a blow job a day for a month and I will shave my legs according to societal standards until next November if you come recuse me from my night class right NOW.
He took getting"shit in your neighbors hot tub drunk" way to literally
His balls are like really small, like dog sized balls. It was a weird discovery. Ever done a guy with dog sized balls?
I fucked my ex boyfriend to get shrooms for you guys
That's the sweetest thing I've ever heard
He showed me his scar from his appendix surgery. It was educational and fun....
If he sends me a dick pic so help me god.
Talk shit all you want but with my new knife sharpener I have a lethal razor sharp pizza cutter. Fuck with me Mario I dare you!
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