I just found a beer pong ball in my mail box. I think its a sign
chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
all I remember is repeatedly winking at the fire marshall while he was counting the people in the bar
Besides the whole peeing blood for a week thing, it was the best sex of my life.
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Saw on the news tonight that Hamilton county's syphilis rate is 9x the national average...use protection!
Thanks, mom.
He left his shoes, boxers and socks at my house & managed to walk home to his dorm without realizing anything was missing until 3 days after. That's the last time i'll ever hook up with a freshman.
my favorite homeless guy just told me I drive like Batman, achievement unlocked
I sent him a bunch of texts telling him that his beard wasn't long enough yet so we couldn't fuck and to text me back in a few hours if it had.
I want your cock.
All we are is dust in the wiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnd
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nana can keg stand better than me. should i be proud?
I had a meltdown and you quoted Puddle of Mudd to me
I was out of breath when we were getting started and he offered me his inhaler so he's a keeper
I just smoked part of an Oreo cuz I thought it was some hash you left
She had a toddler. It threw up and then some guy said party foul and put it on the porch. Going back next Friday.
Dude, running 15 min late.
Let's play a game, you pay for all the drinks I can finish before you get here. Go.
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