Is it weird that I have contacts who i've classified as DO NOT ANSWER?
Lol no its called college
Ill do this for you.
You are a team player.
This is me making up for not putting my tongue inside you more.
There is a keg full of gin. THERE SHOULD NEVER EVER BE A KEG FULL OF GIN.
I puked in the coffee maker. I wouldn't make coffee tomorrow morning if I were you
He looks like Ryan Reynolds from this angle
Since when is drunk an angle?
just a question.. totally understand if you dont know what im talking about.. but.. do you have my funnel? i think i tucked it in to your bed last night.
I said:" get your jacket, get your beer and get the fuck out of here"
Firing someone with a rhyme is the new high point in my life.
She is wasted and this random lady got her to suckle milk from her tit
I woke up with flowers, a tiara & pasta salad in my bed. Tequila makes me act like a fat Disney princess
Either way, we will celebrate half Christmas the only way we can. Completely and irresponsibly wasted.
Well my summer started by me waking up in a tube on the side of the pond this morning with 2 of my friends. So that's good..
I just had a spiritual connection with my sweater and did ballet in the hallway. Alone. I'd say we're gonna chalk that up as a win for marijuana and call it a night
Have you had sex with a man from New Zealand? No? Then your input is invalid.
You never know true fear until you're on your period in a house full of white furniture.
Ok you had this coming you put a sponsored filter on a dick pic
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