i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
Either I get my picture taken sitting on a fuckin pony, or I'm not coming.
Clearly, I'm already going to hell, so there's no point in trying anymore.
Its like I was sleeping with a kid. His gum fell into my hair while sleeping and he just wanted to cuddle.
I was thinking of baby names while I was giving him a blow job
There were slices of bread pasted to the wall with peanut butter this morning. I don't want to know
I swear, he has the body awareness of an acid-tripping quadriplegic.
ive cried into many a lonely burritos..
No don't worry! What are obnoxious, alcoholic, slut roommates for if not for uplifting words and tales of my folly?!
I had to write an apology letter to my roomate for hotboxing in our bathroom. What a bitch.
your were asleep with people making out on top of you. you didn't even look bothered by it.
I was literally so lonely last night that I stopped watching a video on porn hub and just read the comments
I just wiped my butthole and there was glitter down there.
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
No one can touch me, I'm made of fruit.
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