..now you can marry chaz and be in cher's family..
yeah n i dont have to pretend to be into chicks to do it now...
Decided to write a book called "girls don't poop and other myths I wish I still believed in"
The class that normally occupies the room we use for my Monday class had to do posters as if for a Hamlet movie and they pick actors for each character and this person wrote "Robert D. Niro"
im at that stage where all she has to do is cough or something and it pisses me off
Wednesday. Otherwise known, to you at least, as "there are two gay men in my bed" day.
I found out that they tried to reenact the Snooki drop by using a jump rope and the banister. Pictures say it all.
When you wake up in your dorm right outside your room with the key in the door, then you will understand my pain.
The venue for the new years party is close to the hospital for obvious reasons.
When I take mushrooms I can feel your presence down there. I can feel where Africa is too.
Some guy in the bathroom just took his shirt off and proceeded to tell me the story behind all of his stab wounds. That's what I get for making small talk
It was one of those mornings when I wake up and feel like I have to say sorry to the whole world
The guy who said he's gonna suck your butthole till your face caves in is at Maggie's
I told my coworker that I'd get him some edibles because he wants to rekindle his marriage. I'd better get some good karma out of this.
Do you have feelings for this penis?
He's a wizard, there is no other explanation for how hard I came last night. None.
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