i hate this light. i wouldnt even hook up with me in this light
Just met someone from Jersey. No fist pumps or jagerbombs. Kind of disappointed...
OMG. if college stays like this, theres no way i wont be pregnant by first semester
But it's a terrible idea. One erection and it's gonna go wrong
He kept coming back from the bar with hotter girls and just left with two...I feel like I just witnessed something amaZing. Like meeting Jesus and finding out he has no morals either
We see some guy emerge from the forest on the island this morning, alone, in only a snuggie. Morning shots and bagels on us for the number one walk of shame.
Passed out drunk in a tanning bed...
Did At The Beach call the fire department to get you like last time?
I feel like im becoming the girl who only drunk texts him. I would be in the dog house, if situations like this had dog houses.
I told him his only options were from behind or me on top. I was not about to mess up my $80 blow out before graduation.
I mean obviously I like your dick... Jury is still out on you but your dick is good
A Morman just tried to recruit me and I told him "Trust me, you don't want me"
I'm sorry I called your mother a reasonably-priced receptacle.
Wine. Check.\nDino chicken nuggets. Check.\n#IssaParty
This is why we can never be just regular friends. The shit we do is not regular
Although, she is an extremely cool person. She put the "buddy" in "fuck buddy." And I mean that in the most respectful way possible.
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