her lazy eye was starring daggers at me.
she asked if she could keep her bee antennas on during her mugshot. i love halloween.
i said good morning to each one of his abs personally
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
I feel like I wont be making enough money to support my frivilous lifestyle of beer and mcdonalds
He's the kind you'd bring home and you'd wake up and all your food would be half eaten on the kitchen floor and all your socks would be missing.
I don't text first unless I'm hammered...so ya I text first a lot
Just you wait I'll be crying and puking everywhere in no time
i have a queen bed, a cherrywood bed frame, and gold sheets. how are you saying no to me right now?
Dude, it's not gay. It's winter.
Not my type. One of those types that loves that they're educated, could drink their red wine and have an intellectual conversation and have a wonderful time
An adult?
in other news, i feel like i just shat out all my sins.
Normally roommates threatening each other with knives would be too much crazy for me, but I don't have much going on right now and I feel like this could get interesting. So I think I'm gonna ride this shit out for a while.
Love waking up to a new contact named “Pizza” btw
I told her I'd rather set my hair on fire than sleep with her again. In retrospect, that was probably too harsh. My eye is still swollen shut.
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