No, a stripper letting you buy her dinner is not the same as a girlfriend.
any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
I hated hipsters before it was mainstream.
I mean I had a leg brace. It would have been irresponsible for me to be on top.
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After we fucked, her eye wouldn't stopped twitching and she could only move her hand, which she used to put her number in my phone
Just start grabbing cocks. It can't go wrong! Just say you thought you knew him and wanted to check.
Douche bag was crowd surfing, sack punched him. Crowd carried him away in a ball of agony. LIFE=COMPLETE.
If you're wondering why you have playpen balls it's because we stopped at chuckie cheese on the way home.
Beer bonging to Ave Maria
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Amanda bynes is my spirit animal
I just spent a solid 3 minutes trying to figure out how to send a smell through my phone
I keep getting the feeling him and his friends are hilarious and we should drink whiskey together forever
Its amazing how creative youll get when your house has been out of toilet paper for a week and a half
I'll give you some leg action but I'm not showing you anything else until your penis admits it loves me
It doesn't matter how nice the shirt you wore to the bar was, you still shouldn't have worn it to a job interview
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