Not too sure about the toy story pull ups. The kids point to their crotch all day and say woody.
honestly I asked the same thing when we had our slip n slide and margarita party
No that means he must've used the nipple clamps
stuck in the elevator with that hot guy from the 3rd flood. Worried he can smell my spray tan and desperation
Just met me in 10 years...this lady keeps an emergency wine cooler in her bag
the girl peeing in the stall next to mine has really cute shoes. on a scale of 1 to restraining order, how weird would it be to compliment them from in here?
Obviously he considers you not fucking him as fucking up. Thus making him fuck up. Based on this I believe he should be disqualified from the race to your vagina.
Remind me to tell you a really funny story about me and arson.
i would compare it to sliding down a velcro-covered fireman's pole naked. no more bearded men for me.
I tried to trade my phone for pizza last night. I guess I had priorities last night
You know she's gonna fuck shit up when she shows up in a neon wind-suit
My joke about liking my coffee like I like my men IS ABOUT TO COME TRUE.
She can't take shots?!? Literally if I could list that as a skill on a resume I would
when ur drunk laser tag is all fun n games. try it high and all of the aliens in the galaxy want you dead.
He has the fingertips of a God
Randomize
