R and i have drinken 4 bottles od red wine. By ourselfs
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
She told me I reminded her of the fair. And she wanted to deep fry my dick and eat it.
It was 5 a.m. and we found him making margaritas with nyquil...
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Most sexually ambiguous night of my life. Kept switching from the NBA finals to the Tonys.
On a scale from 1 to the worst weekend of my life, that was an 11. I can see again, though.
Is it too early to start pregaming for St. Patty's?
dude, I convinced you I was your conscience for like 15 minutes last night. you weren't just "a little high"
I woke up to the sound of him repeatedly tapping out SOS in Morse Code using his hard cock.
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that pic of me and the hulking football player sure does come in handy when creepy guys hit on me at the bar.
That's what I love about being a lesbian. My roommate's boyfriend watched her finger me and then he made me pancakes in the morning. AND THEN HE LEFT.
I might go to an NA meeting just to fuck that boy in the bathroom.
You ate my pie without asking. So don't get butt hurt if I send you link to plus size clothing stores.
Cocaine bath bombs are a really bad idea
I just typed "I've got a friend" and my phone autocompletes to "that's a dick appointment". What is my life.
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