he suggested i make a website called "cum on molly's face", to "start off my acting career"
i told her that i loved her pillow breasts and then she asked me if i wanted to motor boat them. so yea, i do need the room tonite.
HOnestly. That's my one goal for this whole trip. I don't give a shit about souvenirs or sand. I want penis.
not my fault hes the one that tried to cuddle after. said he wanted to spoon away the shame.
He compliments me like a gay guy and fucks me like a starved nympho. I'm in love.
Happiness for him is a different happiness than you can supply cuz you have life standards, morals and goals that dont include the bar or beer everynight.
You don't seem to appreciate the rareness of his junk.
Send me a picture. I'm more of a visual learner.
We went to IKEA super baked wearing fake mustaches. You?
Yeah when I texted her last night the only response I got was "stoned eating cobbler."
Just bailed on her the best way possible. Got tickets to the game. Only issue is.... if we lose, we not only lost, but I skipped sex to watch us lose
sometimes you just gotta eat tacobell at 2am and cry all your feelings out
I wish you could just Google "people I've had sex with" and they would all just come up
So I was laying on the couch reading a book and he texted me. All I saw was the image of him spitting on my vagina last night in the moonlight. I gagged.
FYI bail money is still in my drawer. I know you have no car but you need to know this for tomorrow.
I threw up in 4 different Starbucks across the city before 9 am.
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