i only hope i can top last weeks sext session
If it were my dying wish, would you come over 2nite 2 save me?:):):) wana come anyways?
you passed out on the bathroom floor with the door locked. we had to break in and no one was sober enough to move you so they just threw a towel on you and stepped over you
Just finished texting the 27th male name in my phone that i don't recognize. none of them were the hott kid i made out with last night. the search continues.
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she both took care of me and took advantage of me. it was BEAUTIFUL.
koolaid chicken. i marinated it for 2 hours and roasted it on a rock in a fire. it was bright blue and raw. but that shit was tasty
Just rented the SCUBA equipment. Meet me at the pool to test the underwater beer bong idea.
I believe I convinced two girls to makeout for freedom last night Hahaha
Threesome in a minivan. New low
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Worst walk of shame everrr. Hopefully the thought of me walking 20 minutes in the freezing cold with someone else's sweatpants, a bra on & high heels will cheer you up today.
Oh god there are people jogging. Fuck off productive people, you don't know me.
Your biggest crisis right now is that you can't decide whether to keep hooking up with AN NFL PLAYER or try to rekindle your relationship with your ex. You are a walking white girl problem.
my vag sweat smells like doritos
so now that we're not dating you have to stop sending shit like this to me okay?
im so sad I can't openly talk about acid tab Sundays
sorry for showing your butt to the bar
sorry for licking your cheek
It’s a dick. Seen one, seen em all. Unless it spews a fountain of tequila, I don’t need to see yours.
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