my penis was classy and tasteful, i don't know what her problem was.
So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
There is no way when we get home that nothing will hapen
I thought this kinda shit only happens to ugly people
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It's amazing the difference a day and 2000 mg of antibiotic make. Nine days to go.
i think you walked me home, then i felt bad for putting you through the trouble so i walked you home...i'm not sure how i got home after that.
He fucked a visibly pregnant girl. It doesn't get weirder than that.
what's an appropriate "I'm fucking your grandson but I'm trying to hide it" outfit?
I really have to stop waking up in hot tubs on Friday mornings.
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Getting stoned at work has never been a good idea, but im always more than willing to give it another chance
Scary truckers and hobos. These are the men I attract
Note to self: don't practice nerdy white girl dance choreography in the company bathrooms no matter how nice the huge mirrors and lighting are.
Uhh dog found a condom. FYI its on the table by couch please dispose of it. No reply Necessary
I love you. Go after that dick
Just in case you forgot, you puked all over your boss house, pissed on his coffee table, and were then thrown out by his wife
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