At Bonnaroo. Just saw a couple emerge from a port-a-potty. Romantic?
Dude this girl just said she'd take me to pleasure town while giving me head
Will Ferrell is probably jerking himself off somewhere wishing he was you
If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
Another weekend, another 3 guys I have to awkwardly avoid while crossing campus...
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hey boys, thanks for all the pictures of your dick you took with my camera last night...they were really nice to stumble upon while reliving my night in the breakroom today at work
he legitimately fell asleep standing up at the club. everyone was impressed
My dinner was lean cuisine and tequila. Aaaaaand I need a boyfriend.
You're going to the beach with me so we can have beach sex whether you like it or not. Get over it. Kthx.
Dont forget the glove box taco bell stash i saved for drunk us.
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U should just post that picture of u two on facebook with the caption, does anyone know this girl? If so please tell her to take plan b, thanks
Her boobs take up a lot of room so God had to skimp on the brains
The girl in the stall next to me is puking her brains out, I'd say she had just a good a weekend as us
I gave her some alkaseltzer ad she looked at me lke I was god
She left her panties here. They looked SOOO much smaller last night.
If I got paid for every bad decision I've made I would be one rich bitch by now
She started crying because the Rugrats grew up
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