is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
That girl's pussy is like White Castles, you crave it once in awhile, but you know next morning you regret eating it.
Speaking of school, I've done the math and I get laid about 10 times more often than I did before I got my law degree. $100,000 well spent.
Who the hell brings a 6pack to a party. I'm trying to make mistakes.
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If I remember taking any of my finals after tomorrow night, it will not have been a successful night.
this is hardly the first time i've been told i'm dressed "too suggestively" for 7 in the morning.
Direct quote from her that tipped me off I was getting some: "I want to jump on his shoulders and wrap my legs around his face"
You stopped making out with some rando guy to tell him you weren't sure about your sexuality then proceeded to follow me down the street to make out with me
I nicked my vulva while shaving and I'm about to go on a date where I will be having sex. Which bandaid: My Little Pony or princesses?
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Sorry for peeing on you and your bed last night.
I just used a gift card from my in-laws to buy their daughter a vibrator. What even are morals?
I have never been that aroused while laughing my ass off in my life
I have more important things to worry about than you drowning your cheerios in tequila.
So she was amazing, that's what. Idk if it was the blow or the blowjob, but both my heads are still tingling.
If I hear that song one more time I will drive to hell and make John Lennon eat my ass.
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