last night was a success...if success means i don't remember the guy's name and my panties are somewhere in the parking lot behind the bar
bitch asked me if i cared if she kept her snuggie on while we had sex
i just got a clause named after me in the 'alcohol and drug use' section of the handbook. this is certainly a warning sign.
its like national bring your ginger to the pool day or something
He;s fine. He just kept saying "hurricane Gordon is coming to shore" and flexed his muscles a lot.
i'm calling it girls night to make myself feel better but lets be real.....i wasn't going to get any guys tonight regardless
Were taking his cast off tonite. Need a saw and a gameplan. Meet us at rosies in 30.
We made a trail of cheez balls so we knew how to get back to te apartment.
Im just saying it can't be that bad if he drove himself to the er. We'll head that way when we finish playing scattergories
You were telling the cab driver that you believe in him and just to follow his dreams
I woke up half naked on the floor next to his bed, and his cat was staring at me like it had seen everything that i myself don't remember..
High-fiving last weekend's hook up in passing on the way to class has given me quite the lady boner.
I just want some dick and chicken fingers please advise
You were petting a 40 year old man's moustache for 15 minutes
So, my first week in Saskatchewan ended with me drinking moonshine and getting eaten out in a tractor. I already love it here!
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