Farmville is her only friend.
Looking for the remote in the couch. Finding Adderall beads. Considering utilizing.
No one understands that once a girl pours a handle of smirnoff all over herself, clearly she is wasted
I like to think of it as a lesbian feast.
Do you knowwwwww you never ha to pee while lhr on eztacy
why is there a broken handcuff locked to the ceiling fan
She described me as " a caterpillar of adorable quietness that exploded into a slutty butterfly" She definitely nailed it there
. Drop what your doing. Were going to Knoxville for midget wrestling. It's the championship.we can NOT miss this.
I'm putting you on my Emergency card so i can spend the last ounce of strength in my hospital bed to flip you off.
Also, sorry about chilling in just the towel last night. You know I have ADD and somehow even after looking at you, I forgot I'm not the only person living there right now
Hey I didn't mean to be all lemme get with your ex husband.
get your sex hands out of my capn crunch
I wish I may, I wish I might, get some daddy dick tonight
I haven't even lived here for 24 hours yet, and I've already banged someone. My new hoe life is off to a great start.
It's a race to see if I finish the bottle first or my homework
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