Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
Girl next to me just ralphed in a bag. Congrats class of 2010
Clearly I understand physics better when I'm on cocaine
It was really weird walking into a CVS and not going straight to the pharmacy for plan B.
It's like split custody, only he's not a kid and they have sex with him.
I will be your sherpa up the mountain of gayness
Huh. I think I went to highschool with the hooker my neighbor just brought home.
so far, I've observed him try to hit on 3 girls, 1 guy and a bar stool. Humanity is amazing from a sober point of view.
there is a guy passed out on top of me and i don't know what to do. help if you're awake? was anyone anyone expecting someone? maybe he found the wrong room?
Yes. We drank 3/4 of a handle of vodka, fried and ate a 3lb package of bacon, I tackled the neighbors snowman, made snow angels in our underwear, and then fucked all night. Christmas success.
Oh my god did you actually lose a tooth
Literally breaking up to my boyfriend while jamming out to Feraglicious
We got drunk, we had raw sex and we discussed about the showrunner change in Doctor Who, in that order.
Dilemma. I'm out of wine and I can't put on clothes to go to the liquor store bc I just got spray tanned. If this isnt white girl problems I don't know what is.
It doesn't matter how nice the shirt you wore to the bar was, you still shouldn't have worn it to a job interview
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