Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
ohhh my god. this party should be titled "my hookups of summers past" be expecting some good stories tomorrow
So you coming over for some grilled cheese and head?
I just saw a dude sitting IN a bush, weeping and playing a harmonica. I hope your day is going better than his.
The mystery gender stripper never showed up with that party burrito last night.
Would you feed me pudding while my fake tan dries?
And I was aware of my actions - that is not a penis I will say no to until I have a ring on my finger
It's like god made him fantastic at oral to make up for what his mouth does the rest of the time.
I would have been the big man on campus...just flop my wang out on the table and how them what they were gonna deal with if they dropped the soap
Welp, I just herniated a vocal cord during sex. How was your night?
If there's anything else you're planning on stealing from me, please let me know so I can set it on fire
Yep. The ghost of my sex life is in your house.
Hey do you or anyone you know want to get drunk for free? At 4pm tonight at rctc for field sobriety training for future cops
Remind me to tell you: When threeways go awry, my MLK weekend story.
Am I the only one who finds it completely appropriate to pre-game our Brazilians?
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