sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
Just saw a guy wearing pink jeans and i bet he's straight. Fuck 2009.
We did it and he fell asleep and I was bored so I decided to go back to the party...is that bad?
I was gonna make fun of her but that plan kinda stopped once she put my dick in her mouth
Just saw the hottest 4 garbage men ever. They should make a calendar
Besides, I'm not in my 30's. I'm still allowed to drink wine from a bag.
Just found a "how to get laid" book on the dresser and am now a victim of method number 16 corollary 7.
Im pretty sure he just said he wants to make a baby with me, but he's pretty shitfaced, so I'm not sure if he knows who I am.
i was staring at her drunk thinking "shes at least a four"
Anything you tell me within three minutes of an orgasm isn't even being recorded in my head.
Everyone here knows me as 'that chick who will most likely steal your girlfriend'. My 99% success rate tells me this name is acceptable.
Is there a particular reason why everyone is now calling you Butt Doctor?
I'm definitely single now but she stole my mailbox
i may have just googled 'is philly rioting right now'
My vagina! What have you done to it?
Blessed it my child.
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