Boner jamz table deep. plus bar deep. wiing waing.
just woke up. wallet empty. bottle empty. tattoo in pen on my arm. smell like bad sex. woke up alone. and wall-e is playing on my computer. need answers.
How many times can you lose to your mom in beer pong before you can no longer show your face around campus?
Just because we buy weed together doesn't mean were a couple
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koolaid chicken. i marinated it for 2 hours and roasted it on a rock in a fire. it was bright blue and raw. but that shit was tasty
Slipping me an edible before my ochem final was not your brightest idea. Looks like I'm switching to business.
I didn't want to have to tell you this, violating our brother/sister code not to discuss these things but: for the love of christ stop inviting that 21 year old idiot I slept with for six months to EVERY PARTY WE THROW.
A gay black guy with blonde hair and a gold tooth just told me he would shit on my face.
Now it's a party.
fun fact #6 about tuesday nights: giving head with two 40s taped to your hands is not as easy as you would think
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just walked into the study room and found an empty bottle of vodka and a passed out freshman. Did you have anything to do with this?
seriously the second he called my tits warlocks was the second I knew I wasn't going to fuck him.
2014 decided to stick it to me one last time. Right up the ass.
Smargarita sloshedurday tomorrow around 2
Bring a helmet for your liver
We banged in his car behind the burrito place. Google Maps keeps asking me to rate my visit. 5/5, would cum again.
there is glitter all over my balls
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