So #1 way to come back last night and #2 wishbone and I broke into his house and i opened joey's door and u were both passed out and pantless.
I hope you never procreate. Philly is already the ugliest city in the country.
well when i got there she was attempting to stick the cat in her mouth.. so maybe you should go check on her
if you wouldnt have been fucking me hard and crazy like that then my bed wouldn't have broke. you owe me 600.
so you admit it was good then??
My boyfriend just sent me flowers. I am now crying at the fact i fucked my fat neighbor. God please help me.
only you would end up drunk at a subway with a one-eyed homeless man
He took shrooms and didn't want anyone to touch him. He kept saying he was a chip and he didn't want to break.
My neighbor caught me peeing on his rose bushes at 2 in the morning while wearing my Santa hat. My sex appeal has never been higher.
I just tried to text you by typing "whoa" into my contacts.
No, no. The rest of his everything inspires me to put his dick in my mouth
I feel very compelled to cut off the person's ears that is sitting in front of me
My mom is selling her car. I'm secretly relieved I won't ever have to tell her about that time you puked in it
I like to oil my gears with cheap vodka and strangers
What's the policy on calling guys who have kids daddy...
using my tits for other peoples nudes hit me up business in the making
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