You found a girl to hook up with at a gay bar?
No. His name was Paco. I didn't get it by choice. I never had a hickey before.
when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
Brickbreaker makes my post drinking poops that much better. Sorry, I had to tell someone who might agree.
don't tell her this, but while we were doing it doggy style I picked up my phone and changed my status to "who let the dogs out"
Dude, you were so drunk last night that when we went into subway, you forgot the word for bread.
RIP Summer 2010. God knows it had to be one of us..
Europeans suck. I just gave him head and somehow i am the one paying for the coffee
I can always make him wear a mask... I'll tell him it's a fetish.
the saddest part is, this is not even the first time i've woken up in a shopping cart with a concussion.
tanning, a slurpee, and a cigarette. spa day college edition
I need dunkaroos back in my life.
My liver is screaming fuck you right now.
I heard a crunch while giving him head. I looked up and he was eating Cheese Itz. So we made a deal that he'd take a hand job so I could eat them too.
You started yelling about vegans ruining the world. Because we drove past some cows eating grass.
He has fairy lights round his bed.. And played Jamie cullum when we had sex... Hes batting for the other team right?
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