It smells like weed.
We are in Boulder, Everything smells like weed.
Then you jumped off your bed with your arms outstretched, yelled "I'm Goliath, watch out New York!" and then began singing the Gargoyles theme song as you 'soared' around your room.
Don't be ridiculous, the Gargoyles theme song has no words. How could I sing that mess?
You just started going "da da da da da! da da da da da! DA DA!!" then going "swoosh" as you glided about.
Woke up in a different state, wearing only a bk crown. My boxers are in a tree and I think I went to the hospital last night.....
I told you not to do acid with the girl who works the late shift at 7-11
I try to help out whenever I can. Speaking of rough nights I woke up half naked on Brady's couch with bloody paper towels duct taped to my foot.
I really want to go out tonight but part of me wants to be able to honestly tell the judge tomorow that I didn't
5am update: in a toga seeing triple made out with both sexes
pain. pain everywhere. this is why throwing yourself at concrete is a bad idea.
And have you ever tried to explain a hickey to your own grandmother?
You don't know commitment until you try and waterproof a non-waterproof vibrator
mhmm. we know where to go, which places have free bathrooms, how long you can be in one until its sketchy, we have this down to a science. we're like the college sophomore pregaming dream team
I never notice how majestic and beautiful my cat is unless I'm blazed
I can't wait for you to tell me about your sex.
It's a short, short story.
THE CEO RESPONDED TO THE MEMO WITH HIS "UNICORN" EMAIL ADDRESS AND NOW HE'S APOLOGIZING TO EVERYONE FOR USING HIS PERSONAL EMAIL AT WORK.
I want to find him again. His Corona tank top and I were made for each other.
Want to help me interview candidates to replace my Cub/Boy Toy when he leaves for grad school next month?
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