I know I'm not learning anything when I can't even spell the name of the class I'm taking
I finally got her to squirt but it wasnt a stream, it came out in the form of mist. I felt like I was in rainforest cafe.
had a guy just try to take his underwear off in the middle of the bar w o taking his pants off. That kind of Sunday afternoon
WTF WHY ARE YOU STILL NOT DOING A BEER BONG?! THE TOILET CLOG CAN WAIT
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I feel like we should actually go to church one of these days to thank god for saving us from herpes and babies.
It's not a good hook up if during you're thinking "how will this damage me psychologically"
She is sending me pics of her sex faces...which totally counts as sexting in my book
Only Tommy would bring a stripper pole to a bonfire
My bank account got hacked so he showed up with a 6 pack wearing a superman cape to cheer me up and you question why I love him?
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If I show up to the mall alone looking like I do to purchase a vibrator and some Japanese food, I would judge me too.
Today's hangover is probably top 3 of all time. Just threw up in an envelope. I'm on the ferry and didn't want to get out to puke over the side because I thought I might fall in the river.
i would stab him if he didn't just tell me he is a priest
Also Fuck you Stephen King and Fuck the horse you rode in on, making me cry In front of my coworkers.
He's a freak. Not like "freak in the bed" freak but like "eats glue in the weekends" freak.
Rationing the toilet paper. Only one wipe allowed. I'm scared to move too much.
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