After that we used the in-room hotel coffee pot to warm up some queso. it was brilliant
do people really wait til 5 oclock to start drinking in real life?
i knew it was going to be a good night when i was bleeding, licked it and it tasted like miller light
I'm pretty sure when you walk down Broadway and can pick out people you've slept with.. It might be a problem. I'm leaving for rehab tomorrow.
Welcome to the difference between being FWBs (remember how we used to see who could get more lap dances a night?) and being in a relationship. Fun, huh?
He kept saying I needed to go to the hospital and it just made me want to call him a pussy so I went to bed
walk of shamed to graduation. ending college with a bang....
I woke up naked in her room. More precisely, I woke up naked in her room with her and her sister laughing at my penis. I hate my life.
Well, if you're anything like me you'll get a lot of ass when you turn 30, so that's a plus
He offered me free drinks all night if I could beat him in a drinking race. I blacked out after that but just found his credit card in my bra so there's that.
You'd think it'd be fun living next door to a guy whose neck you once licked. Surprise, it's not.
Lmao a dude who just got out of prison said im worth 10 cigarettes in prison...I think that's a compliment
Nah leave him alone, he is at the strip club with his mom.
How was the tequila? Are you making bad decisions yet?
Don’t drink the Bloody Mary - it’s vodka and salsa.
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