Me too!
did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.
dude,it's memorial day.not getting wasted=you're a terrorist
How do you say "I'm not pregnant in Spanish?"
he just left. I blew him in my kitchen while my parents slept down the hall. Welcome back home!
Sometimes I wonder why I hang out with you. And then you show up half naked at my door with a half gal of vodka, and I remember why.
I'll have my hookups make my March Madness picks. Win my bracket, win my heart. That's how it works right?
You sternly pointed at him and declared that you would ride his cock until the early dawn.
Then, you ate a turkey sub, went into his room
Yeah, but he has adorable dimples and dimples talk me into things.
He called some chick he used to fuck for cash to get food delivered to cheer me up
Seriously I'm dying. All my insides are fighting their way out of me. With light sabers and machetes.
You know it was a weird night when you find curly fries in your purse the next morning...
I have no clue how you survived last night but I applaud you. 21 body shots off 9 bodies in under four hours has to be a record.
We had sex and then ordered pizza after. This relationship is looking good so far.
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