take 3 tylenol pm's and try playing basketball.
Can someone please explain to me why I woke up looking like Ziggy Stardust
the way i see it, im about one adderall binge away from graduating
Definitely just blazed with the housekeeper. That woman needs a raise
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also. he gave me a foot massage during 69ing when i got a cramp. he's a winner.
the only consolation to the fact that i puked in public today was that i did it down a storm drain... so at least i am a responsible public puker
The guy in the cast riped the tap off the keg and hit steve with it
Also, sorry about chilling in just the towel last night. You know I have ADD and somehow even after looking at you, I forgot I'm not the only person living there right now
How bad is it I'm looking at his cock while waiting to see my therapist?
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The day i have a fb album titled " I have become a townie" you can shoot me in the foot and tell me to get my life together
Being single/not living at home sucks. All I want is someone I can force to pick up my pizza for me so I don't have to talk to anyone.
And I threw up 26 times yesterday. I actually think I threw up a spider too.
So changing channels while she's on top is frowned upon. It's back to thinking about baseball again.
Is that your mom climbing in your window dude
so hungover. idk whos house or comp im on
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