Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
Agreed. Everyone should experience a blackout before 3pm in their lifetime.
someone to text and fuck? since when does that constitute a relationship?
since 2006
So I bought some random chick a shot she puked in her hands then I watched her make out with my roommate
First booty call in Europe.. In Barcelona. With a German. In broad daylight.... Is that how they do it here?
You kept asking the bartender if you could "buy a dollar".
i think ive crossed the line from sexually frustrated to sexually furious
i would compare it to sliding down a velcro-covered fireman's pole naked. no more bearded men for me.
I just spilled grey goose in my hair. You could say I keep it classy for the family Christmas parties.
I was using my Beauty and the Beast blanket as a makeshift skirt because no pants
Not sure if your roommate speaks German while sleeping, or if she woke up, figured out we were fucking, and used German to swear at us.
You know you gave a quality blow job when you have to ice your neck and jaw the next day.
He and his ex stood there talking about going to get Chinese food while I was half naked searching for my panties
You made noises. And kept meowing. I have a twenty minute phone call to prove it.
My mom purposely got me drunk so I can stay at her house bc "we don't spend enough time together." I blacked out anyway, so we didn't spend time together regardless.
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