From behind she looks like Richard Simmons
We're doing the donut challenge later. How many can we fit on his erect penis. Needless to say we get along well.
she acted like she'd never seen someone do speed off of a desk with a rolled up receipt. and she calls herself a grad student.
We had sex and then he fed me pie. This is the best friends-with-benefits situation ever.
Woke up next to my bed in a pile of skittles, sleeping on a pair of sweatpants. I can't believe the girl didn't stick around..
All three roommates are gay and in women's studies. Ive already been informed that all penetration is rape. This is not the college experience I signed up for.
I let my daddy issue flag fly free last night.
Do u like your dick pics shot in hotdog or hamburger orientation?
Is "I want you to destroy my insides" too forward?
yyyea i think im gonna go get a bowl and play skyrim. And by bowl i mean something i can throw up in, not weed
Whenever you have to pee or whatever I'll be over here to harass you
Must be why he thought choking was foreplay. Like WTF? No.
If you wake up, and some of your hair is singed off, it probably has something to do with the lit cigarette you put in your hair. You said it could double as a bobby pin...?
I may have been bent over an elementary school lunch table a few weeks ago. Don't judge.
How many weight watcher activity points do you think sex is worth?
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