I rubbed one out into an envelope and mailed it to her. Game point, I win.
Just found out for my occult lit class (history of cults) final project is making a spellbook. Hello last term of college.
Just hit on a fat chick so shed buy me a drink. Then i walked away. Nice to see how the other half lives.
Just opened a bottle with my rape whistle. At least it's finally getting used for something.
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We had on the same team jersey so at the time it made sense to hook up.
Guess who just screamed "Everything happens for a reason!!" in the abortion clinic. This girl.
We are smoking a hash blunt ... Bring your emergency inhaler
i have an important question...can you drink in jail?
I'm thinking blowjobs and wheelchair sex should be part of any post-injury wellness plan.
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Well I checked the bush outside his apartment building this morning, and he wasn't there... So I knew he was home.
multitasking: i'm now sitting up and smoking my joint.
Its a cash in stratch tickets to afford cigarettes and coffee kind of friday
Dropped the bowl in the litter box. But it landed face up. What do I do?
Trust me, I'm a professional lesbian.
It was after I slept with him he tells me he's a juggalo
Well it was nice knowing him