What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
I didn't wanna be that girl that took a shit in the ocean..
Oh yes. Made out with a grandmother..... she had fake boobs and it was 330am. That makes it okay.
Mardi gras at its finest.
Maybe her vagina is like a vacuum
I can't decide if that would be a good or bad thing. I'm leaning toward good
Way too stoned bro. Was laying down on my back and thought for a good 30 mins what it would be like to be a turtle stuck on its shell
I had to run home with my hands covering my tits this morning. How does this keep happening?
DONT TALK SHIT ABOUT LUNCHABLES
So I found out me and this guy I was drinking beer with tonight both got lactated on by the same stripper. We're milk brothers.
We compared her boobs to bacon. I'm probably going to have to justify that.
He had really great hair, but he told me he's been in a psych ward three times. I mean I know I'm a psych major, but that's too much.
You're about wine.
Yes, I'm like 90% wine at the moment
No, I'm just drunk and was excited cause a hot stranger bought me tacos.
WHY WOULD YOU SWIPE RIGHT???!!!!!
The same reason I ordered and ate almost an entire pizza last night
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
there is partying, then there is whatever we did last night.
Randomize
