2:45a: Any chance you got 3000 bucks on you?
Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
Okay my swimming class is like the fatass/diabetic guide to losing 2 pounds by christmas
all i remeber is falling off a fence and banging him in the middle of the street, not sure which one gave me this cut
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
He came in, laid on our floor and started to make a snow angel.. On the floor. Then he just left never said a word. 20 mins later walked back in and dropped his pants, looked down and said "wow im happy i had boxers on."
I sang Jenna happy bday in the middle of throw up hurls
...Saturday night. Get your dick ready. We are going to go nuts. I want to have sex fucking everywhere.
And then we were riding the keg in the pool like an 8 second rodeo...naked.
I made $80 at the club last night by telling him he was like a wild pony and I just wanted to tame him
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
That's why you bone lesbian cage fighters and 45 year olds. To make life less boring.
It wasn't even dirty talking, it was more like the soothing gentle nonsense noises you make when you've spooked a horse.
I'M SORRY THIS WAS SEXTING AND I MADE IT SERIOUS.
Just found out that my name comes from part of my mom's old stripper name.
If one more person says Merry Christmas to me I’m going to take a pen out of my pocketbook and stab them in the eye
scale of one to ten how loathsome is it to save my chocolate easter bunny to use for a topping on my edibles
Randomize