is it odd that your cat looks tougher than you?
Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
This guy told us that for a dollar and two cigarettes he'd let Megan stomp on his crotch. We were gonna refuse, but we figured someone had to keep him from passing his stupid genes along.
Word to the wise: learn how to ask "What is my bail posted as" in French before traveling abroad.
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I knew his night was already over when he started marking lines on the bottle and setting goals
he told me he was a chubby chaser.. then winked. i'm signing up for a gym pass as we speak
When you start quoting save the last dance you need to stop drinking
We used the solo cup bag for her hair tie. Desperate times call for desperate measures.
By cross-referencing our messages & her Twitter feed, I've deduced that she was eating spaghetti the whole time we were sexting.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
they set my background as his mugshot to remind me "having a big penis won't be a valid excuse in a court room."
Lol yeah. Because I just woke him up to blow him for being hot.
I don't just want drugs. I deserve drugs.
No fucking Jell-O shots or meth. Those are the rules
It took me twenty minutes to read that sentence.
All I said was okay...
I'm reading fall out boy fanfic. What has my life come to.
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