they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
yeah for some reason your penis didn't fit in my mouth the other day
I feel like I got hit by a truck made out of Jack Daniels.
i failed horribly. studying for that final was as pointless as Vinnie is to Jersey Shore
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just found my old 10th grade stash of beer in a shoebox. guess who's getting trashed tonight
This hotel is not contributing to my sobriety, they have 4 kinds of free wine and beer.
I usually would've stopped there but I kinda remember opening the bottle of vodka, and we ALL know that's when things go downhill.
It's one of those mornings when I woke up thinking that i really shouldn't have hooked up with my ex boyfriend's girlfriend just to prove a point.
I met this girl the other day and found out her boyfriend is a helicopter pilot. How the fuck do you compete with that.
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We ate our feelings. Then drank our feelings. I feel feminism delivered.
Braid them armpits, sister.
She legitimately thought I was hiding in the fridge, then she checked the second one to be sure
I'm giving head in a stairwell, I'll be back in a few minutes. I'm so ashamed.
Dude I puked in a snow bank and then fell face first into it
not that im pissed, but why are there two naked chicks in my bed?
Do I have to cook for the potluck? Can I just bring a costco size bottle of Vodka?
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