The only thing I want to hear out of a girl's mouth tonight is, "slurp".
I changed the background on my phone to a picture of you so whenever I go to look at porn or text another girl I'll have second thoughts
Am I supposed to find that romantic?
How is it that you get into at least one taco related fight a year?
I cried and ate like 6 tacos in the taco bell parking lot at almost midnight, sober, alone, listening to a demi lavato cd. And that was the good part.
We are hot boxing the gondola
I hate everything.
I'd rather take 10 virginities than catch something. Right now I should be good, I mean the sex with Jake was so bad he can't possibly have an std
A guy with the name Pootie Tang winked st me and a guy that doesn't speak English messaged me. These are my choices?
I went in the closet and cried, then the bathroom and cried, and lastly he showed me his penis and I cried. It was a weird night.
On Friday, can we drink like its Civil Wars times and the doctor's coming to saw off our gangreen infected legs?
It's like that thing with the devil and the angel except one shoulder has orgasms and the other has stuffed crust pizza and depression.
So now I'm lying here in bed taking notes from Teen Mom... I fucked up
On her way to bed she said, "If you have sex on the couch, just move my blanket" Needles to say, we moved the blanket
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
I mean, I was going to use them for a beading project, but I guess I could take one and let you bat my dick around like a cat toy.
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
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