Let's hustle tonight so we can relax tomorrow
Perfect. Like where your heads at
By relax I mean have sex
Reggie can tackle my bush.
Judging by what she did last night, I would say at least 4 of them have mono now.
My mouth feels like I've been chewing on leather and firecrackers for the past 3 days
Hey that girl we tagged team last night invited me to her birthday on Facebook, remind me to be sick that day.
You may see me wearing your shirt to class. It's because I still have the spins and I'm anticipating throwing up on it. Asshole.
you should be awarded for your promiscuity.
i really should.
I just burped smoke on the bus. Hello 6:48am
I was able to hide the fact that I had just shit in my pants, and then wupped her ass at FIFA
I didn't even realize I grinded on a security guard last night. Shit. Did he at least like it?
My therapist keeps stopping to ask what 'hooking up' means
ITS ORAL SEX CAROL
The feeling are messing with the penis
Just laying in bed with my vibrator eating cold tortillas and listening to Savage Garden.
WHY CANT I FIND JUST A NORMAL DISNEY LOVING MAN TO PAINT WITH ALL THE COLORS OF THE WIND WITH!!
I got so drunk last night that I was drunk in my dream. Good night
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