Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
his personality makes his face look like an asshole.
Also there's a dick sized hole in my tights...should I be worried?
I love THIS fish, the rest of the ocean can go fuck itself. I am ahab and he is my whale
No memories of receiving this. Or of getting home. Or of apparently developing a taste for marmalade, which I assume is yours because I have literally never eaten it before. It's all over the kitchen. And my phone. And in my hair. Oh god I wish I wasn't on the train to work. X And sorry about the kitchen x
Haha, I gave you the rest of the cash I had on me and you bought 3 shots for yourself and beer for everybody except me FUCKFACE.
Two days later and my throat is still sore. That bong is a double edged sword.
Best line overheard at the bar: "This is the last time I'm shaving my ass for him...I mean we just broke up".
That pizza at 1 am literally tasted like I was eating an angel
Hahaha more like walk of pride. You entered the lions den last night.
Facebook just reminded me of the time I found two IHop cheese sticks in my hand bag. Those were the days.
Just rode a bull topless for a free bar tap for a month
whoever decided snowing in 90 percent of campus on a night when the streets are flowing with tequila and skittles was clearly not an R.A.
I was left to my own devices with nothing to do but drink
Stacy lit a fart and burn half of the couch down before we can put the Flames out. Bring your truck.
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