The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
theres no cameras in the kitchen right? cause i dont wana get fired for peeing in the kitchen in a cup
then they high fived as they party boyed me. I was a policewoman sandwhich. I love you halloween.
dude it was like an art museum there were boobs everywhere
I'm inventing beer flavored vodka. This raspberry shit makes me feel like a pussy.
I'm never telling my kids not to take ecstasy, never. Idk what my mom was thinking.
It's not quite a landing strip... It's more like a soul patch for my vagina.
Exactly. So you're exempt under the "I can't just fuck her to make it go away" clause of 2010.
Hello Officers/Paramedics, judging by last night, my friend is dead. The money in his pockets is mine, he owed me. Please send me directions to whichever morgue/strip club for pick up.
Final Summary: could he eat a lit sparkler? Probably. Could he do it while peeing off the roof? I'll tell you when you get to the ER.
Hey sorry about last night. can I come pick up my tooth?
Well I shit myself on the way home from work today so there's that...
I need thought I would ever have to use the phrase "Don't fart on that Calzone".. Thanks for that
either he just commented on my nose ring or he's offering me cocaine, I honestly can't tell
I’m really regretting these suede pants.
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