whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
I had a wet dream about my mom last night. words can't even begin to discribe how scarred I am. what. the. fuck.
As much as I'm all for laying on his living room couch, watching spongebob and having spoon sex, it's becoming a routine.
just had to make the 420 edibles gluten free and kosher for passover.
Let's just say, at one point i got woken up at 4am by a naked guy who was offering me steak, in a cup.
Are you available to help carry me into the house Monday?
I asked you if you needed a ride and you kept saying "no, my name is katelyn"
I feel like I grabbed someones dick last night, & if I didn't I'll be disappointed in myself
You said that we all need to "head out like a boner through sweatpants and get fucked." Jager night was a success.
My 19 year old brother just hooked up with his 45 year old cougar kindergarten teacher. These sorts of situations make me realize why the sorority girls call him Wondercock
i just found a red feather stuck to my penis and i really wanted to send you a picture but too much
Also, can next Friday be Long Underwear Friday instead of Jockstrap Friday? Because I'm about to cough up a testicle.
There's not really an emoticon that says "I'm sorry I honked your boobs, and that you weren't a fan of that."
You use your abs way more than I realized. Btw multiple orgasms is the best thing I've ever discovered.
And by "have lunch together" you mean me giving you a blow job in the back of your Tahoe, right?
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