Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
He came on me while singing crank dat like soulja boy, fuck our sex life has reached a whole new level of low
Ahhh November 1st. National Untagging Day
just had to explain to the health center why i wanted 50 condoms a month.
Second night spent with creepy guy. I either need to change his nickname or stop doing this.
My judgement was not "clouded". My judgement was in the midst of a fucking hurricane or something ridiculous.
you stumbled up the stairs in your heels, pulled 23 one-dollar bills out of your bra and then went and puked in the toilet. didnt say a single thing to me the whole time
FUCK YOU. AH. FUCK BOTH OF US MORE BOOZE.
MAS TEQUILA.
High Amy loves you. Sober Amy is unsure, but she's not here so fuck that bitch.
Last night when you stole the construction sign you told me to tell you that first you did it for the money Than you did it for the music But mostly you did it for your family
We did a lot of coke and Bedazzled the couch. It seemed like a good idea at the time.
On my way home from the dentist. Was going to call and see if you would like to wake and bake, then remembered my sister is an adult
Wait is this black Chris #1, cocaine Chris, or gay Chris?
No this is saxophone Chris
I love you but I don't want to see you naked.
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