How old was that tiny chick? she needs a lard iv.
lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
obama could have borrowed sotomayor's dick when he threw out that that first pitch like a girl last night
he said i look beautiful when i cum. i think i'm in love.
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new low: my hungover self just mistook bacon grease for mashed potatoes. worst. mistake. ever.
headbutted the bartender, tried to bite the bouncer, and pissed on a cops shoes. and i still got laid. god, it's good to be home
Love is....waiting for your girl to throw up her shot in the bathroom...then handing her her beer. Game face.
PS: I just woke up from my shower
Well Apparently I went to piss out my window last night, woulda been ok if I opened the window or the blinds.
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We've cranked the heat for blizzard versions of all of our strip games. Come over.
My code for I need help will be if I'm holding a bud light lime..
She apologized again the next day. I said it was pee under the bridge
We were in his kitchen and she turned to me with a straight face and an avocado in her hand and said "Can we steal this?"
Worst walk of shame man. They had a fire drill at 7am, had to walk out of her all girl dorm wearing my Everday I'm Hustling sweater
Is there a nice, calm way of telling your friend/housemate/former lover/person who does not reciprocate your feelings that your period is late?
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