need another drink. this is the easiest way
im drinking this country out of the recession.
Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
I can't breathe out the right side of my face
I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
Dating a girl 4 years younger than you is like living in a Taylor Swift song...
every time I see Anne Hathaway all I can think is "my cousin fucked a guy who fucked her" and it makes me proud.... so I want to say thank you for being that cousin.
I vomited in the sink and my bra was in there...I don't even have words to describe this hangover confusion
I'm watching i used to be fat. I've been doing crunches for the last half hour yelling at the slut on tv to stop crying and do crunches.
Side note: I think I fell asleep holding a cereal box
so why was i the only one who woke up with ham stuck to my ass?
it was all good until he screamed "for fraaannnceee" on his last thrust
If you two are having sex, stop. I have something really important to ask you about psychics.
My Instagram consists mostly of drag queens and people who dress up as power rangers... I'm pretty sure I'm an unclassified category of gay
the guy had "bad bitches only" tattooed above his penis...
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