whoever gets the blood i just donated is getting a shit ton of free thc
yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
Its like I instantly had a mental image of me in my mugshot.
I'm sweating so much right now i look like Whitney Houston
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He kept coming back from the bar with hotter girls and just left with two...I feel like I just witnessed something amaZing. Like meeting Jesus and finding out he has no morals either
Wackin it to the USA womens soccer team. My own personal way of saying job well done.
Had a booty call cancel on me tonight. Said he hurt his back. So this is what single and 30-something is like. Suck.
How do you feel? I threw up in a towel. Also, a lot of other things.
Don't even start with me. You know damn well if you walked into a bathroom with two girls naked in the shower you would stay too. Regardless how drunk I was or whether or not you were my ride.
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He bought me a burrito. I introduced him as "Horse-Dicked Jake" all night. My debt has been repaid.
I lost half a toenail and didn't realize it. Bloody shoe shoulda been a clue.
He shattered his pelvis base jumping so his dicks out of commission for 4 months. Your up, second string.
She had her pubic hair down there shaved into the superman s............. Best one night stand ever.
That was the night I realized I need to grow up and stop eating mushrooms with strange 40 year old men in convertibles.
I learned so much in Pittsburgh
holy shit the yoga instructor bought his baby pig to class today
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